Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Yeah, So...

Since my track record indicates that I have failed miserably in the maintenance of this blog, especially, um, when it comes to you know, writing in it, and considering that I am now being threatened with judgement from on high:

A Legal Motion, on behalf of Dawn
From: Dawn
Fri, Jul 28, 2006 at 3:55 PM
To: Felicity


Felicity -

According to said agreement of summer 2005, both
involved parties - Miss Felicity, Mrs. Dawn- were under obligation to
heretofor entertain former and latter parties with the details
of life's current ruminations on specified blogspot.com. Currently, you
have been found in a direct breach of this contract, and if not immediately
rectified, the situation may be taken to the Supreme Judge (God Almighty of
the Highest Heaven district). Please note that the consequences of your
actions affects Mrs. Dawn's emotional state and boredom levels, for
which she is currently under strict observation as she presents symptoms of
detrimentally high levels of both boredom and said unsteady mental fixations.
The Supreme Judge is partial to preserving her mental health, so please be aware
that He is fair, but sometimes harsh, in His penalties.

We thank you
in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Angel Right, of
Golden Gates Law and Order


I feel as though something must be done about this little endeavor of mine.

So this morning when I mentioned to Dawn about the new book I got, and that I bought it hoping (against my better judgement) that I would read it and to, um, make myself feel smarter by owning it (kinda like watching the West Wing) (maybe the knowledge would move from the bookshelf to my brain (diffusion maybe?) ) (how many parenthetical statements are allowed in a sentence?) - anyway, when I mentioned the book, she said "You should read it and write about it on your blog." And, due to the abovementioned threat, I feel that having something to keep up with on the blog would be a good thing, and also possibly a motivator to read the book, I think I may take her up on the idea. Question is: Do you also want commentary on the other book I'm reading, the O.S. Hawkins volume? You would initially say "No, Boring!" but it is actually quite stimulating and correct, and actually maybe more interesting than the meeting of the minds in Paris. Ah, we'll see how much commentary one blog can handle. Maybe this will also motivate me to read more at night when really all my brain has the energy to do is watch House or CSI on TV. Maybe.

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